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i should really take a shower and i dont know what im typing i need to find my tablet pen and why is my post getting so many notes???

Doop doop doop frap frap frap my throat hurts i should get a drink I’m having one of those nights where i’m realizing how great all of my friends are and how much the world can suck sometimes ut it is ok because my friends will always be true to me and i will never change everybody but at least i’ll have people who think like me.

cotton candy is such a good ship.

God I’m so happy I got my mother addicted to Dance Moms.

It’s the little victories.

I’m also happy that Paige got on the top of the pyramid!

Why do I watch this show?

Why?

God I am so fucking cool I don’t think anyone understands my coolness.

So the oscars are on sunday and benny is going to be there I think im going to cry every time I see him I mean damn those suits looked fine I bet they’d look even finer on him. he needs to be at every awards ceremony even ones hes not supposed to be at I mean everyone could use a bit of benny hes so cute even when hes like twelve I just want to hug the little man forever goash I have a lot of feelings towards himm.

i really wish something would just happen already like i wonder if i’m doing my best probably not oh wow tumblr is a pain in the ass on the iphone

i seriously just really really like gay porn i think it’s a beautiful thing and i also really like chocolate, especially with milk on the side it just taste so good and omg do you ever wonder what rainbow tastes like, cause i do!

man who’s leg do I have to hump to get some good gerita porn around here I mean come the fuck on I go on ff.net and livejournal and the kink meme every fuckin day and rarely do I find anything good and it makes me rage because ugh I just want some fuckin porn of my otp because it’d be fucking kawaii if it’s actually done correctly I want porn where they like do it fuckin three times I WANT FELICIANO TO RIDE LUDWIG’S DICK LIKE HE’S ON FUCKIN HORSEBACK DO YOU HEAR ME

I like kitties and no one would really be interested in reading this but me and maybe Amanda? I have, actually, some experience with writing things down without looking or thinking. I do it a lot when I have writers block or I feel sad or angry about something (the latter being rare). My back hurts. when am I supposed to stop, I am not sure about this. It is super duper hard to do this because when I bean I was  t a low point on my laptop and chair ratio thing. This is stupid because I need to watch tv and actually do a paper. Ewww it is a person kissing adead thing. and omgomgomgdoopffwooooppp lol sjfdjnfsh I forgot what I wAS saying and accidentally hit caps locks. and ewwwwww ppl are farting on corpses now. and he is gay? there is a person punching themselves. urg when do I stooooopppppp? And this baby just said the N worddddd. toshhhhhhhhhh. ughughughImma stop because I think I thought this sentence through.

Typing not thinking big bang theory is on TV am I done typing yet I have chores I should be doing but tumblr is more fun

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNWUBWUBWUBNWAKSYAYAYA

and the gods whispered.. let there be Rock! why am i typing a gain… crapp i’m thinking arn’t i… Fuck it! so yeah ….hey subconscious you made to the part…. what turn down the volume? hells naw.. this is my jam! I love a rainy night such a beautiful night, the feel of rain on your face.. as it lights up the sky… can you get from here… no.. i don’t care.. GTA:San Andreas had the best music.. look if you refuse to.. of god… please.. don’t turn off my inhibitions.. you know how i get.. can SOMEONE please tell that giggling little child to stop laughing.. its obnoxious and i can hear it through the headsets..

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